Today my brother found out that dry shampoo exists

Today my brother walked into my room and says "I wish there was shampoo, that you can just spray on your hair and then brush it and your hair is clean!" I said nothing. I just handed him my 3 bottles of dry shampoo. He replied "Whaaaat??" in shock.
Hahahaha. It was too funny. 

Shrine?

I told my mom I wanted to build a Hello Kitty shrine in my room. She asked me what a shrine was.